7 Mistakes You’re Making with Olive Oil
Shampooing your dog with it.
Pouring it on Lord Denethor and lighting him on fire.
Trying to use it as currency.
Carrying it in a gallon freezer bag and telling people it’s your nephew Walt.
Freezing it in the shape of olives.
Dressing like Popeye and trying to have sex with it.
Using it as a metaphor to describe Johnny Fontaine’s hair to Tom Hagen.
Oh man. Super guilty of 2 & 3.
|1/4 part of me:||I want to be cute and delicate and have a petite body.|
|1/4 part of me:||I want to look smokin' hot and sexy in a bikini and have curves and a fuck you attitude|
|1/4 part of me:||I don't even care man I can totally eat all of that cake watch me|
|1/4 part of me:||I want to murder everyone and laugh as i bathe in their blood|